so much to mock, so little time....

Right -- who hates Jacques Parizeau? Hands up.... yes, yes. That's what I thought. Glad we're all on the same page.

Now, back to 2008.

So how much do I love the idea of a slavering Jane Austen cult "fuelled by Colin Firth in a wet blouse?" Why, as much as the next girl, of course.

But the insanity of this story? Priceless. Best line: "But there is a line and yes, mounds of human remains left in gardens crosses it!"